Inflate those tires

"Making sure your tires are properly inflated – simple thing. But we could save all the oil that they're talking about getting off drilling – if everybody was just inflating their tires and getting regular tune-ups. You'd actually save just as much!" Quote from
Barrack Hussein Obama

Is he running for America's Nanny or President? If he becomes president will we have to endure 4 years of him daily telling the people of these 59 states, (his math, not mine), "Now inflate those tires and remember your tune-up schedule". Is he running to be father of the year and become the father of all of us? If so, he can get some trusty tips from John Edwards. Of course Mr. Edwards is such a good father that he fathered a child by a woman other than his wife. And of course we have already had Mr. Edwards make the obligatory, "I've never had sex with that woman", speech. But I digress. By the way have Democrats figured out what the word "is" means? My advice, HIDE THE BLUE DRESS!!! The child was also conceived about the time that he and his wife announced that she had cancer. With timing like this, he will probably also win an award for Best Husband.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. The national news media are circling the wagons around Hussein, my preferred name for him, and saying that it is a good idea to inflate your tires and do regular tune-ups on your vehicle. They are absolutely right that it would be advantageous to not ride on your rims and to avoid this you should inflate your tires. We could not get through a single day without this advice, now could we? I wonder if the guys at Discount Tire received the memo, "Hussein says, Don't just mount the tires to the rims, put some air in them. Yes inflate those tires". Where was he before I bought my last set of flat tires?

Folks, I'm sorry, but there is not a nice way to call someone an empty headed buffoon.  There just isn't a nice way to say that this guy, Hussein, isn't smart enough to be president of the United States of America or even the Mickey Mouse Club for that matter, though he does have the ears for it. There just isn't a nice way to say that this man is the emptiest suit that ever walked up to a podium all nice and pressed. And there isn't a nice way to say, "What a MORON!!!"

And so far we have discussed the part of his speech that "actually, possibly", (again his words, not mine), made sense. The worst part, and this is the part the news media leaves out when they defend this mentally vacant speech, is that Hussein believes that we will never need to drill for another drop of oil if we inflate our flat tires and get a tune-up.
Was this part of the speech not vetted for accuracy and against adding another gaffe to this gaffe machine's repertoire? And if it was vetted by campaign handlers, have they been drinking the Hussein cool aid for so long that they have no sense left? This man is a gaffe machine, not because he misspeaks, but because he speaks and out of his mouth flows
the contents of his heart and mind. In other words he is a doofus!!! He is devoid of ideas of his own and simply mouths phrases of Marxists and radical religionists of his past and present.

So get ready to inflate those flat tires, get that jalopy tuned up, head to the polls in November and vote AGAINST Hussein Obama. Until then, we'll just hang on every vacant word and brainless phrase.